This is my kind of celebration.

Even if it is a Nazi kind of holiday.

Drink up.

Clearly most of you idiots can't protect yourselves against butter knives ( Read more... )

Adrian, I'm sorry I beat the shit out of you. But mostly I'm sorry I didn't kill you when I had the chance, you fucking asshole.

Dan, I'm sorry I think of you as a fat slob.

Blair, I'm sorry I called you selfish bitch. That's wrong; naive selfish bitch would be more appropriate.

Sally I'm sorry I---

JFK I'm so---

So who else is cursed?

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Cry cry cry your dad beat you or looked at you funny. Everyone done sharing their misery ( Read more... )

All right.

You want a platform? Here it is:

I fought in two wars, I worked for the American government for longer than the other candidates have been alive.

I got a sense of humor, and lets face it. In the joke that this place is, the Warden is like the punchline.

[The feed starts, and the Comedian is holding in one hand his blowtorch, and in the other had a map.]

This? Pointless shit.

[And the map goes up in flames. When the flames get near his hand he drops the map, steps on it, and stomps it out]

You're a big boy now, Ozy. I thought I taught you your lesson about diagrams.

Who cares about the hair whatever that's running around when we've got two idiots running around kicking over people's couches?

Little girl, got enough swords to get rid of this thing? I had a good time the other night; you're a quick little bitch.

Oh and if you need help with that whole hair thing, feel free to drag this fool out of retirement. ( Read more... )

Most of the time this kind of organized mess is a pain in the neck, and this time was no different. Real Nazi's at least had a sense of defeatAt least the rain is over; this place was starting to stink like Hanoi. First World War II then 'nam, that's all I needed to make this week complete. Someone rustle up a red scare next. I'd like to spend some ( Read more... )

I don't know what the hell I did, but let me tell you: I lived through this shit once and I don't think anyone on the planet deserves to deal with it more than once. I signed up for 'nam to get away from this crap ( Read more... )

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