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[lastpunchline]

All right.

You want a platform? Here it is:

I fought in two wars, I worked for the American government for longer than the other candidates have been alive.

I got a sense of humor, and lets face it. In the joke that this place is, the Warden is like the punchline.

Comments

[2ndnightshift]

You're actually going through with this?

[lastpunchline]

Sure. It's not like I have anything more important I should be doing.

[2ndnightshift]

This is a real position with real responsibilities. There are other hobbies to take up if you're bored.

[lastpunchline]

I've been in real positions with real responsibilities longer than you've been breathing and all the while I was in better shape than you.

Is your memory going along with your physique?

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[71_chevelle]

G'luck, Eddie.

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[lastpunchline]

Thanks, Bobby.

[71_chevelle]

No problem. Interestin' race, look forward ta seein' how it all pans out.

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[lastpunchline]

I didn't even mention I was running against someone who barely speaks English.

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[lastpunchline]

Then why do you choose to not to, and then make yourself sound like a fool?

Everything requires a punchline.

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[a_silent_due]

You - you're also - ...you're running against a nine-year-old.

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[lastpunchline]

Who I'm sure idiots will vote for.

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[a_silent_due]

You're no jail-keeper.

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[lastpunchline]

No? Then why am I running?

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[thesecondslayer]

Still got a screwed up sense of humor, old man.

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[lastpunchline]

Sure I do. I'll admit to that.

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[thesecondslayer]

Whatever. Got my vote, at least.

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[lastpunchline]

I'd kiss you but isn't that extortion of votes?