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[lastpunchline]

All right.

You want a platform? Here it is:

I fought in two wars, I worked for the American government for longer than the other candidates have been alive.

I got a sense of humor, and lets face it. In the joke that this place is, the Warden is like the punchline.

Comments

[tinyvampiregod]

Mm. I like you. You're funny.

[lastpunchline]

Someone with a sense of humor.

[tinyvampiregod]

What is your stance on impalement? And vampires?

[lastpunchline]

....mutual consent.

[free_tard]

Sounds like a good platform to me.

[lastpunchline]

The masses approve. I'll go with that.

voice | maybe is always a good word with Eddie

[lastpunchline]

I've fought crime since I was sixteen, and I even managed to keep a mask through the Keene Act.

voice

[lastpunchline]

Because idealism is a fucking laugh; there's no such thing as a goddamn perfect world and that's not what I'm looking for.

I want it because social chaos is my arena; and hell, I just plan on doing the goddamned job. Someone holds something up or kidnaps people or whatever else, they get to deal with a consequence.

[caughtthebullet]

Tell me more about Vietnam.

[lastpunchline]

You weren't there.

[caughtthebullet]

All the more reason for these good people to know.

[lastpunchline]

I killed a lot of gooks.

[miss_waldorf]

Ha ha.

[lastpunchline]

If it isn't Miss Waldorf.

[miss_waldorf]

I thought we're on first-name basis already, Eddie.

[lastpunchline]

Are we?