[The recording suddenly starts in the middle, as though he's been speaking and was caught in the middle. He sounds neither purposefully nor accidentally recorded and might be speaking for his own benefit or yours]

- appears a strange door. Mm. Tricky those.

[The sound of said strange door opening and a childish hissing in of unneeded breath]Such ( Read more... )

No one to be accountable to now is there?

Gone hunting!

It's very naughty to taunt an apex predator and think you won't get the teeth. Especially when the population grows so.

The Raven will be hiring live donors, if any are interested. The position will be well paid and all employees shall be taken good care of, no untoward naughtiness will be accepted by patrons on these staff.

Stop discrimination against vampires! You should be grateful we don't hunt each and every one of you fragile little juice boxes down, put you in cages and keep you for food alone.

To think that I, I of all vampires, should play nicely while you treat me as a lesser thing?

No more.

No more mercy. You will live or die at my whim and if you say ( Read more... )

Be forewarned, clowns, if you approach, I will eviscerate you.

This was fair warning, so don't file any complaints.

Tch, and deities, take note- a real circus would have gypsies.

Well.

I just remembered my previous intention to go out and play.

And by play I mean eat someone and start a merry chase. Hm. Decisions.

How boring you've been of late, City. I'm tempted to go on a killing spree just to liven things up!

Aha~ Who wants to play catch me if you can?

Now where have I seen this before, City?

Aha! The Grudge! If I cut part of it off, may I keep it?

Mm. And are there any veterinarians in the City?

It's hardly a curse if it's something I can do myself.

[ooc: Genderswitched!]

Interesting things happen ... in the dark.