moose slaughter: a sneeze is a quarter orgasm
moose slaughter: so sneez 4 times really fast
MzHappy x: so if i sneeze 4 times, ill orgasm?
MzHappy x: ok im gonna try, brb
MzHappy x: i stuck a chop stick up my nose
moose slaughter: LOL!!!!
MzHappy x: didnt work

works everytime.
<3

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Oh man. this class is so incredibly boring, im writeing my persuasive essay on homosexual marriage. i really really miss steve, as soon as i get home, im gonna grab the phone, and attack him. i didnt get to talk to him, and now im all bleh where is my stevie, wanna talk to stevie :( - i called him at like 1030, but his phone kept ringing. and ( Read more... )

Oh man. this class is so incredibly boring, im writeing my persuasive essay on homosexual marriage. i really really miss steve, as soon as i get home, im gonna grab the phone, and attack him. i didnt get to talk to him, and now im all bleh where is my stevie, wanna talk to stevie :( - i called him at like 1030, but his phone kept ringing. and ( Read more... )

oh man.
im such a porn star im drinking apple juice out of the carton. how gangsta` of me. lmao, wow, shoot me frankie, im in love.
{i really wish i had a friend named frankie, id feed him pineapples, and cum, lots and lots of cum}i had the most perfect night ever. and it wasnt even special, i love stephan braun, and i want to scream it to the ( Read more... )

+steve is comeing over today, i think were gonna .. maybe really watch fight club this time, REALLY WATCH. - its my fav movie, so he best humor me. and come on...brad pitt has a fuckin NICE ass. heh :) - maybe we'll watch porn. that would be hot =X - anyways, ill update later....much luv <3 ( Read more... )

Lydia(11:35:30 PM): i think i just need to get laid
Lydia(11:35:32 PM): what do you think?
Hans(11:35:49 PM): nah, just a good eat out should do it
Lydia(11:35:57 PM): no LAID
Lydia(11:36:02 PM): good hard fucking thru the carpet..laid
HANS(11:36:04 PM): EAT OUT
LYDIA(11:36:14 PM): i think YOU need to get your snatch eaten out
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ookkk, lets review- shall we children?? :)
thursday: school was boring, blah blah blah. umm, ate at mcdonalds for lunch - threatened to punch nick a few times. I dropped my cd player in front of this guy that ive thought was hot, - since i started going to lta. and yea, i made an idiot of myself - and blehchaha smashed my cd player on the ground. ( Read more... )

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Ive became an akward, big fat - happy loser. lol, its really crazy for me. because its so different from who i was. and its not that im happy with being with steve, or with my life in general - im happy with myself. ive given up my crash diets, i can look at myself in the mirror - im just in general....good with myself, and i havent had this high ( Read more... )