A long, slender package is left for Itachi outside his door. It's white with a dark blue rope tied around the middle. ( A card attached to the rope reads 'Thought you could use this, it's your latest cut. - Take a guess' )

Well shit. I played the game by their rules and lost. I hate when that happens. Next time we go by my rules and mine alone. There is no compromising in this world, clearly. Bastards. Thought they could actually win. I may have lost the battle, but not the war. Fuckers.

Well, this is a new development. I've been promoted. Only one level, and in a place this big it's not much of anything, but you all know what that does mean right? More paperwork. Yay.

But with more paperwork comes more field work. Kid, we're taking the car today.

Kid, as per work tradition, you need to hang a new picture on the wall in honor of your birthday. We're also having cake tomorrow, so don't bring lunch.

Ha ha ha. Bought myself a Nintendo DS today and a crap load of games. The guys at work called me a ten year old. Well, fuck them. They have to do paper work all damn day, I got nothing between being sent out. So I played all morning. I actually got one of the flexible Styli to wrap around my finger. I'm pro at these games. Played crosswords until ( Read more... )

Well, I'm saying goodbye to all of my Piranha. Itachi is going to take care of them now. But that's good! Because now I can get my Koi. The new tank is going right in the wall. I'm having the guys come in while I'm working this week. They're going to install an 8'x5' glass tank into my living room wall. It's huge, but my Koi will be happy ( Read more... )

Made big bucks the other day during Poker. Glad we played. Kid, how'd you make out? Looked like you were doing alright from where I sat. You bastard, had a shit load of my chips for a while. I didn't know you could play. Why didn't you tell me? We could have hustled those stiffs for all they had ( Read more... )

I think we need a job to do. Work is boring just sitting around. But it's that time of the year, I suppose. I'm not going to complain about the extra time to go out in the evening, but Jesus if I have to stamp one more piece of paper someone is going to get the stamper up the ass. Maybe I'll go visit the guys on the 17th floor, we got a bet going ( Read more... )

I've been conned into going to the zoo. What the hell.

I'm actually mildly amused about my injury. Though it still hurts like a bitch, it's not so terrible when you have the pain relief. I'd like to shoot those guys though. Right in the head. Maybe tonight I will. But, haha. My pain is nothing in comparison to the newbies I'm sure. A filing cabinet fell over on him. That only happens to the really ( Read more... )