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[sunshnesongster]

I can't decide if I like Lady Gaga more as a man or a woman. [Protip: I'd hit both.]

If she had a twin, she'd be almost perfect.

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[oflamentations]

THAT WAS THE MOST UNFAIR AND RIDICULOUS SHIT SHE'S EVER PULLED IN HER ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTENCE I FEEL FUCKING AFFRONTED.

[sunshnesongster]

And why's that, may I ask?

[oflamentations]

She went from a fucking art installation to hot shit. My ~~feelings~~ and I don't like sudden changes.

[sunshnesongster]

But change keeps us all from stagnation~

[And you can totally fuck art, FYI]

[hyacintillating]

Are we sure she's not a Greek deity?

[sunshnesongster]

Nothing is certain.

But I'm prepared to promote her to muse at least.

[inspiredvoice]

I don't think I like that idea. There's no more room in this group for another crazy chick.

[sunshnesongster]

But it's Gaga!

[untothepure]

B R O T H E R ~
Having a twin does not
equal
perfection

(We are the exception to the rule)

[sunshnesongster]

I said almost

[untothepure]

You glorious p e d a n t

[sunshnesongster]

The devil is in the details, sister dearest.

[bacchiclaureate]

Why does she need a twin? She already comes with options.

[sunshnesongster]

Double the pleasure?

[bacchiclaureate]

And she could always be heard in stereo.

[sunshnesongster]

Mmm, nothing wrong with that.

[unwittinglaurel]

You would hit anything that breathes.

[sunshnesongster]

So very not true.

I have standards.

[unwittinglaurel]

Right. Standards.

[sunshnesongster]

Now, now darlin'~

Just because you may not like the criteria doesn't negate the fact they're still standards.