It's like everyone has been invited to a party but me.

This is so not okay!

Ariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadne! Come home right now! It's mother's day and I have to make you a mother!

Revenge Grandson, where are you? We need to do bonding, grandfatherly grandsonly things.

So there's a mother's day. Who knew! Hey dad, what does your thigh want for mother's day?

Hey! I wasn't done with those yet!

Okay. So I get that Hooters and stripping and booby bank is not an appropriate way to earn money, Ariadne. But what about BURLESQUE! I'll call myself Titty Tanic and I'll reenact the sinking of the Titanic with my boobs! I can't see how this would possibly fail in any way.

Man it's so hard having boobs and being hot and stuff. Guys have been hitting on me all day. A few even offered me money to sleep with them! But they all lacked the rugged charm of my man wife.

Come hit on me, man wife so that I may swoon and pretend to drop stuff so I can bend over for you and stuff. I'm really hot so you'll like it.

ARIADNE COME HOME RIGHT NOW WE ARE SO HAVING SEX!!

I give you sheep, you give me boobs. BOOBS! Maybe I should give you sheep more often, Prometheus. This worked out extra well for me!

You guys should see my rack. I'm jealous of me, it's that good. Seriously.

Prometheus, my man. Since you helped us celebrate the month of March in style, I decided to return the favor. I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR PRESENTS!! I shoved them all in your office just for you! Oh! And I let a few...dozen go loose. FOR CELEBRATIONS PURPOSES!

ENJOY!

[The presents he is referring to are multicolored sheep that have tiny bells woven ( Read more... )

I'm having a jumping on the bed party! Get up, Ariadne, we're jumping on the bed! It's fun!

[Filter: Ariadne]

Guess what, sidekick, we're going gift giving!

[Dionysus, feeling thoughtful, has left this gift on Hera's doorstep.]

( There's a card. It reads: )