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[untothepure]

H A P P Y N E W Y E A R

If your new year's resolution is to get laid more
I judge you.

Comments

[oheyzeus]

What if it's less of a resolution and more of an occupational hazard?

[untothepure]

I'm judging you, Daddy.

[blesseddeath]

Does that mean you assumed the mantle of porno-Santa then?

[oheyzeus]

It never gets old, seeing those words emerging from you, little death.

[meli_mollifies]

I think I'd be happy just to commit to more sleep. Haven't done the other so I have to go this route anyway

[untothepure]

It is not the worst resolution but don't sleep your life away, niece-of-mine.

[meli_mollifies]

No need to worry about that. The spirits do not allow me enough of it to even consider such a thing.

[untothepure]

That is unkind of them.

[pennywaits]

Is that an honest resolution? From what I understand they are suppose to be meaningful.

[untothepure]

Perhaps to some poor
B A S T A R D
getting laid is the most meaningful thing
there
is.

(I hear that men - and maybe women too - spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about SEX)

[pennywaits]

I don't think I'd be the best person to verify if that was true or not.

[untothepure]

I should have thought not, dear Penelope, but the twenty-first century is the era of TMI, alas.

[inspiredvoice]

Okay okay. My resolution then is to get you laid more.

[pornpoet]

Blah blah blah be nice, my darling.

[inspiredvoice]

How is that not being nice? Our half sister clearly struggles in this area. I'm just offering to fix it.

[pornpoet]

She made a vow and she stuck to it. That's not a struggle so much as a really weird but perfectly legit like lifestyle choice.

'Sides- some of the coolest stuff was written by repressed virgins spending their evenings consumed by lust in the corner of the dance floor. I mean they also are the ones who came up with unicorn orgasms but we forgive them. This time.

[pornpoet]

;____;

Awww. My heart.