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Is it normal for a penis to hurt after a week of non stop zanyness? Or should I, like, see a doctor?

Hey, babies. Hey. Hey.

I've decided we need to celebrate! Yay empathy! Yay warm squishy feelings! Yay Erato accidentally Mel'd a dude and now she needs money to pay for the lawness babymama drama! Yay parties with sisters and no further investigation or elaboration necessary!

Life is swell.

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Fine. Worrying for Mom is apparently super lame. Fine. Fine.[gone]


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I can so write a book. I can. It'll have hunky pirates, a sexy heroine, originality while respecting the tropes that came before, and a crazy heartfelt love story the likes of which no mortal has ever seen or will again. I believe in me ( Read more... )

... I am never drinking again.

So I'm really good at this whole waitress thing! So I mess up all the orders and I delight in afternoons. I'm crazy pretty! Also all the other waiters and waitresses in NYC are actors and writers. With such cool fashion choices! I'VE FOUND MY PEOPLE ( Read more... )

Okay.

Okay.

So everyone arrives here and they're all 'OMG WTF'. Which I totes get because, hello, I was in the middle of someone when I got called over myself. Half naked and half horny is no way to get to a new place! For realz. And she was pretty ridiculously cute if I do say so ( Read more... )