Four Score and a Billion Years Ago

[pornpoet]

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I can so write a book. I can. It'll have hunky pirates, a sexy heroine, originality while respecting the tropes that came before, and a crazy heartfelt love story the likes of which no mortal has ever seen or will again. I believe in me

Comments

[delightindance]

You don't want to be one?

[pornpoet]

That is so first season. I've worked my way to the top and I totes demand what's mine.

[delightindance]

As you should, babe. Maybe you should put an ad out.

[pornpoet]

Need: Hot secretary. Must have great ass and what not. Gender negotiable.

[inthe_past]

Only one?

[pornpoet]

I'm not greedy.

[inthe_past]

You could have one girl and one boy.

[pornpoet]

A blonde and a black haired pretty boy?

[sunshnesongster]

Maybe for your birthday.

[pornpoet]

Aww. Popping out of a cake?

[sunshnesongster]

Yes.

[pornpoet]

I'll get the tassels!

[cythereanite]

Oh, I like that idea. Perhaps I should hire an assistant for myself.

[pornpoet]

Could be, like, crazy awesome.

[cythereanite]

Could be.

[sunshnesongster]

Maybe you can take turns being each other's slutty assistant.

[muchdelight]

You rang??

[pornpoet]

Rang? Aw, does that mean you missed my batsignal?

[muchdelight]

You mean the inappropriate shape on the clouds from a while ago?

Oops~♥

[pornpoet]

You wouldn't (and shouldn't) believe how freaking long it took me to get that right.

Just for you.~