One Singular Sensation

[pornpoet]

Okay.

Okay.

So everyone arrives here and they're all 'OMG WTF'. Which I totes get because, hello, I was in the middle of someone when I got called over myself. Half naked and half horny is no way to get to a new place! For realz. And she was pretty ridiculously cute if I do say so

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[sonofaeson]

The answer to my prayers.

[pornpoet]

Oh, was that you with the praying, hotstuff? Have you been a mopey man about town?

[sonofaeson]

Of course ♥ I need some cheering up~

[pornpoet]

Hauling out the hearts already huh?

[inthe_past]

Erato! I was just starting to miss you.

[pornpoet]

KLEIO!

I missed you in my deepest deepest heart place! So there!

[inthe_past]

I don't know if I want the love from there~ but I'll take it!

[pornpoet]

I don't know how much love my liver can hand out you see. ♥

[sunshnesongster]

Am not super lame.

[pornpoet]

APOLLO~

Is this where you've been hiding? Do you need sexual healing, my fearless leader?

[sunshnesongster]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

[pornpoet]

Aww, see, you're better already!

I see what you did up there with Apollo ;p

[inspiredvoice]

In the middle of someone. Oh baby, I missed you.

0 to happy!

[pornpoet]

MELP. MELP. IS THIS WHERE YOU'VE BEEN HIDING YOU CRACK WHORE?

[inspiredvoice]

I wouldn't call it hiding. More like this is where I've been stuck.

They took my voice, Erato. All that's Musey in me now is my artistic bent and my adoration of one Fearless Leader.

[pornpoet]

I thought this was like a resort or something.

Sister. Your voice? That's so many different flavors of lame. But you're still a muse! I'll show you.