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[7thyearjunior]

Today a man from California called me desperate for help. He had gotten himself into about $30,000 of credit card debt, and was paying more for those payments than he was on his mortgage. I found a solution for him that was going to pay off all of the debt, save him $156,000, and get his house paid off 5 years faster than he thought possible

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[bluesky_pain]

hah! that would be a sweet button...
<3

[liveitloveit]

I say we patten that electrocution button.
And while we are doing that lets create a font that denotes sarcasim.

[7thyearjunior]

As I'm sure you're aware, in order for anything to be assimilated into general internet usage, it must firt be accepted by the computer geek sector.

In an effort to appease all, may I propose a < sarcasm > tag?

[amphey]

do you work for a bank?

[7thyearjunior]

I work for Quicken Loans; voted the 13th best company to work for in the country by Fortune magazine!

Did I mention that we are also the #1 online lender in the country, and the preferred lender for AT&T, EDS, Dell, Boeing, and Intel?

< / sarcasm >

[honestly, though -- the place is pretty incredible]

[fiestygoat]

well hello mike nice to meet you im ashleey

[7thyearjunior]

Hi Ashleey.

I dropped my phone in a toilet once too.

That was not one of my better days.

Now, the day I actually *flushed* the keyless entry fob for my car down a bar toilet that looked like it was straight out of Trainspotting? A-fucking-mazing.

[7thyearjunior]

Reasons Why I am in Love with Ashleey, Chapter 1:

(1) Used the word "besmitten" in response to my use of the word "fob."

(2) Replied to a comment I left about a month ago.

(3) Is a sexy bitch.

Chapter 2 is bound to be a sonofabitching good time.

[_multiplydivide]

so.

i have absolutely no idea who this is except for the fact/s that you are from auburn hills, you like family guy and sex, and you added me (not knowing why).

but, i'm going to add you back. :)

[7thyearjunior]

I'm lazy and random about the adding, so please accept my apologies. Rest assured that I am about more than Family Guy and sex.

But not much. :)

[_multiplydivide]

no apologies needed !

i love family guy as well !

(...and sex, but that's on the dl.)

;)