hi, for the sake of uh..the sake of keeping myself occupied, i'm updating my old livejournal, because well the password's still the same. i got high with christina the other day. it was tons of fun. yep. jerry too. i like this new stoner side to jerry. it's very relaxing. as i recall, we took a few hits and jerry walked zombily to his room and fell ( Read more... )

are you blind?

are you lost?

would you rather
clip a homeless strangers disgusting toenails
or
clip your own toenails and eat the clippings?

in indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

rat tat tat tat tat, thats the way it is.apathy ( Read more... )

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MIKE!!
you've finally hit the big ONE-TWO!

i found out yesterday...

i get my license MARCH 26!!!

sooner than expected!:)

i'm beginning not to like you.

BADA BING BADA BOOM....

.....hahah jerry when you read that laugh! it makes me giggle ALOT!

all alone on a sunday morning

outside the rain is falling

inside im slowly dyin

but the rain will hide my cryin cryin crying

and you... dont you know my tears will burn the pillow

set this place on fire cause im tired of your lies

all i needed was a simple hello

but the traffic was so noisy that you could not hear me crying

i...i gave you ( Read more... )

ok, here it goes.

last night some people bought angela and i some bacardi razzzzzz.
lindsay(funny girl) specifically told us not to drink the whole bottle between just us.
ok no problem i thought.

well, we get home and my mom answers the door and the fat bottle is sticking out of my fucking sweat shirt. but dumb dumb gloria doesnt even notice ( Read more... )

hi ( Read more... )

phillip i know your reading this so just thought i d say that i love you, and that whole one full lj entry about you will soon come.....if you dont delete me ( Read more... )