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I Need Enemies!
So I've been working on this game for over a year now and I am trying to grind out as many enemies as I can. Thing is, I've been running a little bit low on inspiration lately and can't seem to come up with enemies wacky enough for my tastes. So this is my cry for help: please post enemy names! The weirder the better. I don't need descriptions ( Read more... ) -
HI AARON!
You should make a profile of your own. Then we can converse.
By the way, how often DO you Google your own name? And did you see that there is another Intalek out there claiming to be fresh? This will not stand, man. -
Weirding Out the Ladies Like Only I Can
So we are working on a new EP. It’s a bit of a concept album. I am using all video game samples from up to the 16-bit era. It’s a little bit out there and quite a bit nerdy. But it’s unique and creative. At the same time, some people just can’t handle it.
We have two tracks that need a female voice on them. Our deejay knows some girl from his work ( Read more... ) -
Good Times with Shitty People
Met a guy last night at our show. This is the one-sided conversation we had:
“Yeah, man. I make the hottest beats, yo. I just got off the phone with 50 Cent’s agent. He was maaaaaaaaaad interested. Know what I’m sayin’? Bout to blow this shit up, man! I just got to finish moving my shit out of my mom’s house, you know? All my music shit is all ( Read more... ) -
Rappers Are Assholes... Part Deux
There is a bar in Hartford called Sully’s that has an open mic freestyle jam every Thursday night. The freestyle doesn’t start until around 11:00pm and from 9:00pm to 11:00pm, some local acts are given the chance to perform some written material. Simple enough to understand, right? Well, apparently some people have a hard time grasping this concept ( Read more... ) -
Conan the Fantastic Time-Killer
I recently discovered that Wikipedia has the full texts of all of the original Conan stories that were published in Weird Tales. This is my greatest discovery since sugar-free Kool Aid. For those of you not in the know, Conan fucking rocks. The stories are these grimy, dirty, ridiculous tales of death and pillage and debauchery. They are fantastic ( Read more... ) -
Four Songs to Rock the House
I make hip hop music. I have been for over a decade. The thing about it is... I don't really like most hip hop music and I absolutely LOATHE the local hip hop scene. Don't get me wrong - I LOVE the music I make. I think the whole point of making your own music is to make what you yourself want to hear. I think I would listen to more hip hop if ( Read more... ) -
Cap'n Dirty Coat
It would be cool to walk around with a parrot on my shoulder. I just don't think I could tolerate the constant defecation.
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Awkward Moment
The thing about work is that the tedium and monotony of the work day often produces robotic responses when interacting with customers. I have a certain set of catch phrases when I am on the job. "How's it going?" is my standard greeting. "Have a good one." is my standard good-bye. I also sprinkle some "absolutely”s in there for good measure. ( Read more... ) -
I Doth Decree
Cereal should never be served in a bread bowl.
It's just gross.