Went into GameStop and had this conversation ( Read more... )

I've been spending a LOT of time adding secret stuff to my game. I've got a bunch of side-quests and hidden caves and hidden rooms and hidden items. I even have hidden boss battles. The problem I am having is that this makes balancing the game VERY difficult. I have to assume that the player is not going to find the hidden stuff. But, at the ( Read more... )

Every time I go to Subway and order a meatball sub they ask me if I would like cheese on it. This is normal and HELL YES I would like cheese on that. American AND shredded mozzarella, thank you very much. Then something weird happens. No matter what. EVERY TIME. They ask me if I would like lettuce and tomato. On a meatball sub?! Are you ( Read more... )

I saw this A&E show called "Hoarders" last night and holy shit. It's about people who live in houses filled with garbage. Like, 4 TONS of garbage. Then people come in and try to clean the houses up and it is INEVITABLE that they find at least one dead cat somewhere. No matter what. At least one. It's insane. My wife watched it with me and ( Read more... )

Today: I try the Steak and Cheese.

Thanksgiving was really kind lame this year. My wife and I went to my parents house and nobody else came. My sister and her husband hung out with his family so my mom just cooked a regular-sized meal. It was turkey with mashed potatoes and stuffing and cranberry sauce. That's it. Apple pie for dessert. Kind of feel disappointed. It was ( Read more... )

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I have a friend. I’ve known him since seventh grade. If I met him for the first time today, I would not become his friend. He is vile and disgusting. I spent some time with him last night ( Read more... )

There should be no such thing as 'Save Points' anymore.  I am an old man.  I have to shoehorn my gaming into my busy schedule these days.  If I get interrupted, I don't really want to go back and replay fifteen minutes worth of a game.  I want to be able to save and jump right back in where I left off.  I see people use the excuse, "If you can save ( Read more... )

I was just opening a package of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and got a little carried away. One of them flew across the room and landed in the trash. Right on top of this mornings’ coffee grinds.  Upside down.  What did I do to deserve this? Damn it.

On a related note: I would like to see the statistics of deaths related to diabetes during the ( Read more... )