Sometimes I wonder if life would be better without breasts. Not that I'm super-generously endowed, mine are sample-sized ( Read more... )

where my bubs? sometimes I go out to eat during lunch and I see my boyfriend's car outside his place of work. it makes my heart hurt. it also makes my heart hurt when he goes off to play cards and I can't make him a cake.

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I love getting cards from people. Not cards where people just sign their name at the bottom, but where they write you a bunch of stuff. The Boyfriend said he enjoyed getting cards so I bought him one today. I browsed for a little while- you have to find just the right one, you know? I looked for one of those blank ones but I couldn't find them. I ( Read more... )

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I have this friend who has recently become a victim of her own poor, mindless choices because she has picked out this stupiduglyhoorayforjesusgunloving penis face of a boyfriend. So long story short- assface is always telling me that we're getting married and that I'm having his kids (And yes Einstein thinks it's hilarious). Whatever, I'd be ( Read more... )

I went to the gas station and almost got stung by a hornet! Then I came home and stepped on glass and my foot was bleeding and now it hurts! Bad luck!

The other day I was making mashed potatoes and I cut open this one potato and it was rotten. It smelled like poop. I was so shocked that a potato could smell like poop that I had to smell it at least 3 times. I have discovered a new love. When my mom isn't home I scrape up dirty wax off the floor. You see, dust collects under the cabinets and then ( Read more... )

Today was my last official day playing tennis for Hickman. I can't believe that I was on the team for 4 years. Where did the time go? I think I'm past being able to differentiate between the individual seasons- they all have just run together. I finished my last match and I walked off the court. That was the end. To be truthful, the one thing that ( Read more... )

I took my dog outside today and it was a bit chilly. Then I went inside and I drank hot chocolate. It made me feel like it was Christmas SO MUCH that I got a little excited. I love the way Christmastime makes me feel. It's no wonder that everyone remembers past christmases so well(not that I'm saying that they don't all run together into one big ( Read more... )