Today I stepped on a squishy ladypad in the ladies room. I've never stepped on one before! They're like little futons, all folded up. It actually wasn't a big surprise cause the ladies' room on the eighth floor is probably the most peed-upon ladies'room in New York. A lot of people on the eighth floor confuse urine with confetti. Which should I ( Read more... )

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Today is my fifth fenceaversary! There, now I've commemorated it ( Read more... )

so my studies continue ( Read more... )

THE STORY SO FAR: I am capable of going one day without spilling any drinks. In an effort to collect more empirical data I am continuing my study ( Read more... )

THE STORY SO FAR: I have gone for three days without not spilling anything ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that I am kind of prone to making messes. So I decided to see how many days I can go without spilling beverages ( Read more... )

What I learned today:

If the same type of salad is offered twice in one week, don't take it the second time.
Because not only is it the same type of salad,
it's the same fucking salad.

Oh hospital, how could you cause this ruination of my health?

Leave your name, and ( Read more... )

So I read MAKE ROOM! MAKE ROOM ( Read more... )