There are fliers taped all over campus, on the buildings and the sidewalks, with a pixellated picture of a wide-necked man and the writing ( Read more... )

I like working in the public library. the lights on the fourth floor hang from these long cables with ridiculous numbers of crosspieces. it's like a sky full of lantern-trailing bombers. you look up from working and think: oh good, the Allies are coming.

holy fuck. Somebody just got hit by a car in front of my building ( Read more... )

Here's how sink holes work:

An underground pipe gets a crack in it. Dirt falls in and is swept away for awhile. Then the whole thing collapses.

that's it!

Here it is, the rest of the bug story. I was drinking the tea and thinking about what to do about the waterbug. The fact that I was not wearing shoes limited my options somewhat... I thought about freezing it and also about unleashing it upon particular enemies and about keeping it in a jar as a friend ( Read more... )

fencer h: I hate TV. It's evil. TV looks at your soul and says, OOOH! HARD CANDY ( Read more... )

It appears I've caught some sort of sickness. Sooooooomebody in the office admitted to having the flu. She stayed around all day but that's ok, I already caught it ( Read more... )

I have discovered the most perfect form of revenge! It is this: I will make charitable donations in the names of my enemies. Preferably to groups they don't support. Especially if I really hate them. Unethical? Of course. It's revenge ( Read more... )

guess what!!!! being out of school still sucks!!!! a lot!!

Another thing about today is I talked on the phone with two people. oh wait no, if you count work it was 5. That's probably a record. the record of my life.