it feels like it was yesterday that we walked to the university in the morning and cancered up our lungs with broken cigarettes

nothing < eyelash in eye < nostril piercing < walk into wall < industrial < yellowjacket sting AT FUCKING 2AM!!!!!! < arm rolled up in car window < loss of fingernail < HOLY CRAP THE GAS PRICE WENT UP 36 CENTS SINCE THIS MORNING

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"we're not prone to hyperbole here, and I think a lot of you who join us a lot know that"
-CNN

"I would not believe that CNN just said that, if I had not just heard it come out of the TV"
-Me

well i guess you can strike the last entry.
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an hour ago I put the last piece of my disappeared life back on the bus to montreal. I guess now I'm just an American again. And I fucking hate it all.

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So when I was breaking out the wool sweaters for work, i realized.... that air conditioning is a conspiracy of the religious right to coerce us all into modesty.
think about it. Where to they use air condtioning the most? The deep south! the bible belt, man!!!!!!

Here is an email I wrote to wenzel this morning, and it has such literary merit that I will post it here, ANNOTATEDLY ( Read more... )

go see my cool picture XD

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/21337271/

here is a link to a very entertaining website ( Read more... )