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[90mph]

I want to sell my body to science. how can I make this happen?

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[timelessrobot]

stand on corner.
wait for science to drive by.
name price.
await counter-offer.
business time.
free clinic.

[90mph]

i've been standing and science hasn't gone by yet.

[timelessrobot]

in the words of the best songwriter ever (dave matthews), "hike up your skirt a little more"

[90mph]

that must work for prostitutes also. I wonder how much cash I could rack up.

[urinating]

craig's list

[buttdarts]

drink hcl and chill in a lab