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That was the best shore leave ewer!!!

We are getting a shore leave? That is good to hear. Now I will have time to go running and to read and work out! I am not sure if I will go to Risa... but the space station will be nice to explore!

If anyone is free, would you like to hang out?

There! I finally ranked the highest in the phaser shooting range! Beat a 98.7%!

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[[::Locked to: P. Chekov::]] I have just had the strangest epiphany. All this time, I have thought that I was not under the influence of what is suspected to be pollen from the Thumos plants. I have in fact come to the conclusion that I may actually be affected by it. Am I going mad? Surely I must be ower-analyzing my actions. If any other sane ( Read more... )

[[::Locked to: P. Chekov::]] This is no good. It seems that eweryone I could have counted on to help me inwestigate is under the influence of this unknown condition. Ewen Sulu! I do not know what is causing it and I am not ewen sure if it can be rewersed. What if things will never go back to the way they were? I think I will go crazy! No, that will ( Read more... )

[[::Locked to: P. Chekov::]] I am beginning to suspect that something is wery wrong. People who are normally happy to see me are now extremely grumpy and wice wersa. Perhaps I am simply imagining things. Maybe I should inwestigate this further. Sulu may know what to do.

To anyone who needs me, I am going to be wery busy all day. Sorry and thank you.

I have cleaned my quarters and I have searched every corner. It is clean. No Tribbles... I think. But I keep hearing noises in the walls. I cannot rest! It is not good. Every time I am almost asleep, I keep thinking I feel them on my arm or my leg and there is never anything there! I am going crazy ( Read more... )

Why are so many people asking me to sing the National Anthem of Russia today?