personal.log.record.5

[95wictorwictor2]

I have decided that I should keep a list of all of my fears. This way I can spend time learning how to overcome each fear. A good officer is not afraid of anything! Neither are good Russians for that matter.

·  The dark
·  Arachnids
·  Tall buildings
·  Caves
·  Dirty ceilings
·  Scotland
·  Mosquitoes
·  Clogged toilets
·  Transporter mishaps
·  Being

Comments

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

Uh, lad, you know those stories I told you were just stories, right?

[95wictorwictor2]

... They were?

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

Aye, lad. There's no such thing as Finfolk or selkies or the like.

They're just stories, told by Scottish grandmothers everywhere to keep their wee bairns from wandering off into the lochs.

[95wictorwictor2]

... You are telling me I lost sleep ower children's tales?

[Embarrassment sets in.] Aye-yie-yie. I feel like a fool.

[master_charm]

Clogged toilets are the worst.

[95wictorwictor2]

Especially if they are clogged with... uhm.

[master_charm]

I'm just going to blunt here and guess that 'uhm' means poop.

I wouldn't be with even 10 feet of a toilet clogged with that stuff.

[helmsman_hikaru]

Dirty ceilings are the worst. Hey, if you want any help getting over that arachnid fear, I've got a buddy in the animal lab that lets me play with the spiders...

Also, just to clarify, are you afraid of being at the top of tall buildings or of tall buildings themselves? :)

[95wictorwictor2]

You play with spiders? Bleh.

Both.

[helmsman_hikaru]

Yes, sometimes I do. They tickle when they walk on you. It's fun. You should try it.

Interesting. o_O

[95wictorwictor2]

They do not bite you?

When I am on a tall building, looking down makes me dizzy. When I look up at tall buildings, I imagine what would happen if they were to fall over on me. Do not ask.