A restaraunt of cute guys (aka I need to get myself a nice man to have sex with)

[9livesleft]

We’ll call them “The Mormons”. 2 handsome guys in their early 30’s, nice builds and with that charm usually reserved for arrogant mormons. Since I heard one mention “God” at some point I think my assessment is valid. 20% tip; they obviously wanted me

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[azureowl]

LOL! Yes indeed, he is begging you to tell him to come out of the closet. Let it go one for a while though, the tips are better while he is angsty.

We need to have breakfast there soon!

[zimfusion]

How much do -I- need to tip you...for a little..er..extra servicing? ;)

[two_adjectives]

I need to launch a campaign to get you to become a creative writing major ... I see Chuck Pahlaniuk-esque fame (with a little less hateful irony and vomiting) in your future ... The point is, you have marketable wit, my friend ...