Comments | 9livesleft: I think I might be pregnant

9livesleft

I think I might be pregnant

May 17, 2006 01:27

I mean, sure, I haven't had sex in over a year (Aaah!!!! has it been that long?) And sure, I don't have ovaries. Neither do I have a uterus. But I just have this feeling, you know? Like at night, I'll just be in my bed and I can't go to sleep for the longest time -- like 10 minutes or so -- and I'll just keep thinking, "What if I'm the first ( Read more... )

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Best. post. EVER. azureowl May 17 2006, 08:41:48 UTC

I fucking love you.
That had to be said first.
Well, it may very well be the case that you are indeed the first asexually reproducing human being, but I personally find it more likely that Becky and my love for you infected your cells and that our child is growing inside of you.
However, if you are correct about the phoenix thing, I will grant your dying wish, even though I would wish to raise you as my own. So much I care for you!!

Re: Best. post. EVER. 9livesleft May 17 2006, 08:43:17 UTC

Much appreciated. Definitely, you and Becky are my second choice -- but I figure, my parents did so well for the original, why not give them charge of the duplicate too? :P

Re: Best. post. EVER. azureowl May 17 2006, 08:47:42 UTC

Okay, here's a deal. If you're right about the phoenix thing, but you happen to come out as twins, could Becky and I keep one? We'll see if we can raise you up just as well. Ooo! And it could be an experiment to test if homosexually is nature or nurture. You could help further SCIENCE!

Re: Best. post. EVER. 9livesleft May 17 2006, 08:49:58 UTC

Deal. As long as you stage a whole parent-trap sort of thing at some point in their lives. For instance, you could make sure they both go to the same science camp or something.

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about that... zimfusion May 17 2006, 19:15:57 UTC

Yeah the other night when I came over "to watch a movie" I waited until you fell asleep and then implanted you with some of Sabrina and my eggs. Our biological clocks are ticking! We needed children but didn't want to get fat! Thanks for taking one for the team!

Re: about that... 9livesleft May 21 2006, 19:27:02 UTC

Anytime.