I MISSED THE FUCKING PAJAMA JAM!!!
SHAWTY, EREBODY WAS GUN BE DERE!

p.s. Metal month would be a lot more enjoyable if they played more than two series over and over
I dont need to see 100 greatest metal moments and 40 greatest metal songs of all time back to back for 31 days straight.

A Jar of Mayonnaise ( Read more... )

So if you have to buy and extra large in something
(especially a miniskirt or it's really tight)
please be considerate and dont wear it except in the presence of yourself and your mirror.

bytheway
There's a staph infection epidemic going around kell
sounds like safe and clean fun eh?

Does anybody remember how awesome TV shows were in the nineties?
or how awesomely bad the fashion was?

I miss it.

People need to stop dying their hair black.
Seriously, black does not go with every skin tone.

Also, people need to stop wearing pink eye shadow that circles their entire eye.
Especially with thick black eyeliner.
YOU DO NOT LOOK COOL.
YOU JUST NEED TO LEARN HOW TO APPLY MAKE UP.

I am now in possession of a sign that says:
PLEASE RETURN OUR FAMILY'S NATIVITY
second best only to:
WHOMEVER STOLE SANTA IS GOING TO HELL!!!

the santa was black...

Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play ( Read more... )

E-Z slide explosive momints

with whipped cream and string bikini's to accompany them.

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Friday:
Heartattacks/clit45/briefs at swayzes
heartattacks were ok
drank
missed clit 45
elevated heartbeat
briefs were good
broken down car
Nick's a savior
bing's
sleep
Saturday:sleep in ( Read more... )