Private joker, an online poker player, posted on a poker forum a hand where he got beaten. When looking for sympathy, this was someone's response. make sure your speakers are on.

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I had several dreams last night, all of which followed the same basic recipe: There is some extremely gorgeous woman I am about to sleep with, then she turns into some sort of worm-like creature about 10 times her original size and goes on a rampage of death, killing everyone in sight. I was always fortunate enough to escape, but I was also always ( Read more... )

Well, after 6 months of my job, I am now in a quandry. For those of you who know me or have been paying attention, I deal at the Las Vegas Hilton, but recently was promoted to a floor person. A dealer is self-explanatory, and the floorperson basically resolves disputes, runs the room, opens/closes games, runs the schedule etc etc ( Read more... )

I want a new keyboard. What would be ideal is a full sized keyboard, with hotkeys for internet and, more importantly, mulitimedia control (winamp mostly). However, I also want it to be illuminated.

Any suggestions?

I am very much enjoying my time here in Vegas. I am doing well, I am happy, and while i miss a lot of people back home, I am developing new friendships here ( Read more... )

Seahwaks on the money line, parlayed with the under. In other words, if the Seahawks win, and the game total is under 46.5 points, I win $200 on a $50 bet.

I hope I win.

Well, the Bears sure did cover (barely) and so now it is down to the last game ( Read more... )

So, this is for anyone who knows anything about betting and/or football ( Read more... )

Please respond to this question if you read it ( Read more... )

So, in poker there are essentially three-four job descriptions, detailed as the following ( Read more... )