You've got a long way to go, my man. You finally made it here to where you are. But, things aren't slowing down and neither can you. Don't worry -- you can do it. If there's anyone that can, it's you, man. Forever be your own worst enemy and best friend and things will work out just fine for you.

With regard,
Yourself

bacon is superior to chicken.

Get FUCKED, Mitt Romney.

Look,

Do yourself a favor - no, no - do ME a favor and whatever you do, don't go see You Don't Mess With The Zohan. You're not going to miss anything except seeing Adam Sandler's ass, Dave Matthews try and kill some puppies, and an acute craving for hummous.

I took off my headphones ( Read more... )

i aint ready to get older man. im not used to one goddamn thing after the other. im used to simple shit. im used to having afternoon planned out, not my week.

My parents and I are talking about what they want me to buy them when I make some sort of fortune ( Read more... )

Tonight, again, I almost fucking died. Not only died, but almost got arrested and in all sorts of other trouble ( Read more... )

I almost had a very quick end to my very short life last night. Two inches to the right and I probably would have been ...well shredded. That as almost it. Checkmate, man. Punch out. Makes me wonder about whether or not predetermination, destiny, and all that bullshit is real. I mean, I almost fucking died. There was no way I'd live through that. ( Read more... )

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