So Jeff and I go to the like store inside of the hotel in Prags, Austria. We get this BIG fucking... scary looking bottle of some sort of whiskey-moonshine shit. After that night, I dubbed it "deathjuice" and dared anyone who fucked with me to have a sip. The deathjuice lives on today in my liver - it's tar-like. Anways, we get some deathjuice and ( Read more... )

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Recently, I have suceeded in:

• fucking my relationship with my ...well ex girlfriend up, further proving to myself I am worthless
• ruin a band
• ruin a friendship
• become fat and gross looking
• spend way, way too much money

July:
Thu 6th - Plane 7pm to Paris
Fri 7th - Paris to Munich, Germany
Sat 8th - Prags (Germany?)
Sun 9th - bus from Prags to Cortona, Italy
Mon 10th - Cortona, Italy
Tue 11th - Cortona, Italy, visit Florence, Italy, back to Cortona
Wed 12th - Contona, Assissi, Perugia, Cortona all Italy
Thu 13th - Cortona, San Gimignano, Sienna, Cortona all Italy
Fri 14th - ( Read more... )

what is this shit?? i cant LEAVE at 11 pm anymore to get wasted or drive around? fuck school. fuck that.

Spring break is good. Real good ( Read more... )

Taken from an article at www.csmonitor.com

President George Bush had said Carroll's release was a top priority for his administration, and her freedom was welcomed by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at a press conference in Berlin. Ms. Rice spoke of the "great delight and great relief of the United States, the people of the United States and, ( Read more... )

Head Automatica March 31st??
Who's coming with me?

Dick is a funny word. Seriously. If you were to call me a dick, I'd laugh in your face.

Woo! Pushing a temperature of past 101 degrees!
Maybe we'll all get lucky and I'll evaporate in my sleep.