Hate tha Playa, not the Game.

[____________god]

See friends, I'm a watcher, I watch, it's what I do. I know I haven't updated in a while, but it's ok cause you know I love you all, but lately, I've just been trying to get a little action. I don't remember New Years, I know it involved alot of alchol, im pretty sure i was chuggin' some Absynth with the ladies. Lately I've been hanging out by the

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[xsolitaryxsoulx]

<333

awesomeness. hope you get lucky tonight ;).

[____________god]

Do you want to come over? What do you want to do? What are you wearing?

Love, GOD

[xsolitaryxsoulx]

haha. you should already know the answer to all those questions m'dear.

[____________god]

I don't have that many details, however I do know of your lack of gag reflex and your infatuation with swallowing.

Love, GOD

[_lauren_ashley]

Please remove me from your friends list.

[____________god]

Kill yourself. Then we'll all be happy.

Love, GOD.

[screw44]

how are you this amazing?

[____________god]

Because I'm not you.

Love, GOD.

[endis_forever]

i dont know why people wanted to be removed from your list. thats just ridiculous.

[xsolitaryxsoulx]

yea they should be bitch slapped.

[____________god]

I think you two need to come on over and help GOD out...

Love, GOD.

[missoitoi]

in any other's lj, my first response to this post would be

fucking christ, you're awesome!!!"

but in this case...you're just awesome? =)

[____________god]

Eh. I'm GOD.

Love, GOD.

PS. You're going to die soon.

[missoitoi]

ass

[____________god]

What!? I said "Love, GOD."

Love, GOD.

PS. See you soon.

PPS. I like you...wanna meet up later?