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[____________god]

So after ages upon ages of just having people comment me, and bother me, and ask for my hand in marriage through comments, I decided, "Hell why not get an e-mail and screen name

Comments

[xsolitaryxsoulx]

omg! GOD has a SN?? shit nigga best be IMing me!

[____________god]

Where are my nudes?

Love, GOD

[xsolitaryxsoulx]

dude i just totally got naked for you. wtf.

[____________god]

thebiggod333: Oh man, Killer Hot.
YOUhaDIEhaNOW: mmm hhhmmm.
thebiggod333: Oh man, I have a wicked log in my robe.

[ohboyohboy11]

this makes me sick this whole Journal. why would you mock God, as if his being is unimportant, when clearly, it should be the one you bow down to, not be a total ass about

[xsolitaryxsoulx]

if there is an actual god i'm sure he'll understand the humor of his own creation.

[ohboyohboy11]

there is, and its not humor, its disgusting

[xsolitaryxsoulx]

ok well congrats in fueling the fire! [dumbass].

[rc86joey]

Hey God, big fan! What kind of music do you and your friends listen to at the club? Maybe some lil' John? I bet you get all those bitches when you walk into that place huh? Later.

[____________god]

Eh not always, I'm not big with clubbing, I party on my own time, house parties round the clock. I listen to everything. No joke.

Love, GOD

[next12exits]

hey god.

i love you?

[____________god]

Bitch, I know it.

Now do the deed.

Love, GOD

[next12exits]

hm, i wonder what deed this would be.

[anonymous]

god you are the fucking shit of the heavens
i look up too you, i praise you, i suck you
you are the shit i live and breathe you

LOVE, your fucking shitting breathing praising sucking motha fucka

[____________god]

I know. Now go back to the sucking.

Love, GOD