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The Ideal Human
1. Download ringtones from Jamster
2. Chooses cheeseburgers over chicken strips
3. Yell at drive-thru workers about their pitiful and worthless existence
4. Mexi-Stache, please
5. Crossdresses on special ocassions
6. Plays the Key-Tar. Professionally
7. Knows how to speak the language from Star Trek
8. Denchers with braces on them
9. Thinks ( Read more... )

i kind of wonder what people would really do for me. you are always surrounded by people who say "youre my best friend. lets hang out. i'll call you tonight" what pity bullshit, people say that too make themselves feel better that they know they are acknowledging you and they gave you the happy reaction of knowing someones calling you. i have so ( Read more... )

i have never felt more anxious and inadequate

so today some bitch ass rolled his pos car over the railroad ties around our driveway and was literally at my house for 2 hours waiting for triple A. he totally ruined my afternoon of doing nothing. thanks alot, ass hole.

saturday lindsay, amanda and i are going to kansas city to get designer dresses. i have a feeling im turning into a snob. ( Read more... )

trillville stalking me in a mall asking me to jiggle his balls is extremely frightening, and yet really arrousing.

i want to watch White Castle right about.....
now.

NEW FUCKING JOURNAL BITCHES.
add me, or im shooting your dad.