Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, “You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!” said the straight tree. He said, “I’m tall and I’m straight.” ( Read more... )

drinking a juice box while smoking a cigarette does not take the cigarette taste out of your mouth, it just tastes like cigarette juice. also, if i was a transformer, optimus prime would be my boyfriend.

it really pisses me off that a lot of straight edge kids i know are all "bring back prohibition!"

i need an xbox 360. somebody sell me theirs.

every single cell in the human body replaces itself over a period of seven years. that means there's not even the smallest part of you now that was part of you seven years ago. everything's changing.

( who you think taught you to smoke trees? who you think brought you the oldies, eazy-e's, ice cube's, and d.o.c's, and snoop d o double g's )

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and shepherds we shall be
for thee, my Lord, for thee
power hath descended forth from thy hand
our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands
so we shall flow a river forth to thee
and teeming with souls shall it ever be
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti