Bernie Madoff
Circle I Limbo

Osama bin Laden
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Creationists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The Pope
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Goths
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

General asshats
Circle VII Burning Sands

NAMBLA Members
Circle IIX Immersed in ( Read more... )

tonight, i was totally okay with smoking a blunt and watching star wars on vh1, even though it was saturday. also, i need a bowler hat. and an external hard drive.

i'm SO GOOD at what i do!

1. Liv WILL be moving to NYC from Spokane on May 11 ( Read more... )

Kickass nightmares ( Read more... )

I went to the bronx zoo today with my mom. It was awesome. While we were there, she suggested that we travel ( Read more... )

Is Pinnochio a socio-erotic story? I'm willing to investigate ( Read more... )

A watched pot never boils... But... ETA never gets down to a georgeously low number unless you sit there staring at it.

I just made the best sandwich in the entire world ( Read more... )

You want to know what's insane? Like, completely fucking crazy.
It's not me. And it's not my arrogance.
It's the fact that marijuana is illegal but the rondo shit on http://thisiswhyyourefat.com isn't.
That's what's fucking insane.

I'm broke. I should probably stop using sprays of $60/1.5 oz perfume as air freshener when I need to pretend I didn't just take bong hits out my window ( Read more... )