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____desperado

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Jan 10, 2006 17:40

My birthday is in less than a month and I will be turning 18.

The good ol' birthday wish list/
Job for a Cowboy CD
Porn
Stripper
Job for a cowboy shirt
anything else you would live to give me haha

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polish_mofo January 10 2006, 23:08:54 UTC

Well. technically, you should be getting the porn and stripper (as well as lottery tickets and cigarettes) yourself, because you are the one actually turning 18, not your loyal readers.

____desperado January 10 2006, 23:10:38 UTC

Im just saying. :D

thesoraxrikuone January 11 2006, 00:39:12 UTC

I'll tell you how it feels.

*counts down: less than two days*

You should come to the party.

biggsdriut January 11 2006, 03:29:27 UTC

I could get you a job that you could use to earn money to pay for a t-shirt with a cowboy on it. But I don't think there is anything more homosexual than a cowboy on a t-shirt. = P Oh, its a band? I'd go for the stripper.

____desperado January 11 2006, 03:30:22 UTC

It is a band.

biggsdriut January 11 2006, 06:55:03 UTC

yeah i know.

diet_cocaine January 11 2006, 04:11:34 UTC

I totally already know what I'm going to get you!
SAME THING YOU GOT ME.

____desperado January 11 2006, 04:12:38 UTC

So I get 100 dollars?

diet_cocaine January 11 2006, 04:14:16 UTC

Haha, yeah right. That was over a year ago.
I'm talking about my last birthday:
You get nothin'.

____desperado January 11 2006, 04:16:16 UTC

Ouch. This is my 18th birthday and I get nothing?

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afallenseraphim January 17 2006, 04:50:22 UTC

...How 'bout one up on the stripper and skip right to a hooker? I know a few dozen. Male or female, whatever your pleasure.

____desperado January 17 2006, 04:52:15 UTC

I like the female. :P