Snoop dogg smokes pot ( Read more... )

Sooo, this morning I threw up... that was totally fun. Therefore I am not in school and bored out of my mind. Better yet, my dad is home to yell at me and make me feel like it's my fault im sick. YAY ( Read more... )

Greetings, bitchez!

This journal is a complete mockery of everything ever. Thank you. My last LJ miserably fell into a pit of nothingness. This one will probably do exaclty that.

To all actual emo kids that read this and are offended: I'm sincerely sorry! No, really, I mean it.

JK: Your mothers are all asian prostitutes!