I feel so fucking hopeless.
( Kill me, I'm acting like some kind of emo kid. )

Using the amazing technology of logging LJ through my e-mail, I have decided to repost every single comment that stupid prostitute posted on my last entry (and deleted, realizing her stupidity).

Damn, I feel like Maddox.

( INTENSE LJ DRAMA!!!1 )

"A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer (strange... never heard of a non-homicidal murderer...). He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota fucku"(I changed one of the words so that you would not be frightened and compelled to post this into your LJ, I dont feel like having a friends page filled with ( Read more... )

And so...

Vacation is over, which sucks. I thought id get more rest out of it, but that never happened. At least I broke out of the monotomy of school - which is gross.

Another Completely Random Story Because It Is 9:30 And I Am Bored

This story all starts with the tsunami most of you have heard about...


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Okay. We are going to play a game ( Read more... )

It seems like the new cool thing on LJ is cryptic writing, let me try.

It was ok.
I don't think you should stay here much longer.

Gross.

My lampshade is still hanging by the fret.
Fuck it.

I love the way you decided to not come. The lampshade had to stop you.
Ass.

K IM DONE PEACE!

Yeah, you were scared.

LJ Makes you emo.

Well, christmas wasn't that exciting ( Read more... )

My Mom, to my Dad:
"If you aren't suprised by at least 2 gifts this christmas, I am going to eat the tree!"

No joke.

WTF!?

In the words of Jackie Chans ever-so-wise uncle:
One more thing!

It is christmas eve and I am eating pankaces. Fuck yes.