NEW JOURNAL!

(this is the last time, I promise)

dothebullwinkle

dothebullwinkle

dothebullwinkle

yes, it is a Green Day reference!

According to Shmurf, my name is "Mrs. Stabby" and my husband, Mr. Stabby frequently drowns puppies in local pools ( Read more... )

OMG BEST THING EVER!
Go to google and type in miserable failure.
Press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button
It takes you straight to his official government site!

Omg, going to bed now. Just had to share that...

To Nolan (my lovely mother/friend/weirdboy):
HI NOLAN!!!!
Yeah, my journal's friends-only, so you won't be able to read my entries till you get a livejournal and I can add you to my friends list.
SO GET ONE. (I'd even make you a sexy customised layout!)
xoMOM!

To Everyone Else Sorry for all the updating tonight. I'm done till tororrow, I ( Read more... )

Nap now, update later, k?