i am supposed to be writing a paper, but my brain melted and i'm a genius anyway. frat boy brought me tea because i'm terribly sick, but i think he's boring what a bummer. who thinks of going to texas to buy a moustache? someone funny and my favorite, thats who. i could drink a case of you.
my sister used to like leaving me really loving messages in the morning on my foggy bathroom mirror. mostly they say things like poop douchebag and cock-face