Life is marvelous. Christmas is coming, gay. Tomorrow I get my license.

Life has been pretty good. I go for the big L next thursday and this time I will pass or go to jail for beating the driving instructor repeatedly in the forehead with her clipboard.

Lisa Lampanelli was amazing, by the way. She's still my hero. We didn't get to meet her because they sat us all the way in the back, so by the time we got out there ( Read more... )

Nothing exciting, nothing new. Except, LISA LAMPANELLI tomorrow. Woo hoo, I can't fucking wait.

Stole this from that lovely lady Kristin.

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Oh my goodness, Borat was one of the funniest movies I have ever watched. Real nasty, but hilarious. If you're Jewish you might not want to see it, haha. He doesn't like the Jews apparently.

I ate a taco today and now I feel sick.

So my bad luck streak continues and it has made me so drained. I'll just walk you through it.

Almost got arrested last week (bad luck). On the day of my driver's test, I wake up with horrible cramps and Aunt Flow (bad luck). Failed my driver's test (bad luck). Saturday, my friend asked me to go see a movie and thought I ditched him. Later that ( Read more... )

This week has been horrible. Shutting it all out hasn't helped either. I feel like I just want to scream and cry and eat a whole bag of Reeses.

I did buy Tupac's Greatest Hits today so that made me a little happier.

So I failed my drivers test. I had a feeling I would because I woke up with extreme cramps this morning and I didn't give a fuck about life haha. So I wasn't even nervous, I was just pissed off. The lady was nice but she seemed so spaced out. She said I did "everything perfect", but when I was pulling out of parallel parking she said I "skimmed" ( Read more... )

I woke up at 8 today by falling off of my bed. I was so scared

Yeah so this entry is really fucking long. But long story short, tonight I yelled at a cop... I think his name was Officer DICKFACE. I almost got put in handcuffs, we almost got a $300 fine, we got fucked over by that cop cause he told everyone else we ratted them out, and allllll for having TOILET PAPER hahaha

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