Spoiler maybe ( Read more... )

and I asked myself, "What if I was a total and complete douchebag?

Meet douchebag Kevin.


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My life's back in order somewhat.
I've decided writing is the only feasible type of employment for me.
That is unless Jack Daniel's has any product tester positions still open.
Also, someone called me Daniel Plainview today and I was flattered beyond blushing.

I have renounced my humanity.
Violent upheaval of all human interaction.
Devoid of life, I will bury myself under a heap of books.
Consider this my resignation.

1 year clean as of today. I wasn't keeping track, but I found my rehab journal yesterday.
Somehow it doesn't seem like the huge monumental achievement people make it out to be.

The drinkings declined but hasn't stopped, I excercise.

I don't feel as much vinni viddi vicci
but more
Fuck it I'm not going back.

WELL RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN ( Read more... )

PAPA
In a constant battle zone
where wine glasses and vodka bottles
turn into grenades and mortars
and words turn into bullets
Your face is always a sanctuary
I'll see you in hell Brice-if I haven't already
and I'll be damned happy
that at least one loving soul is there with me.

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Welcome, to the anniversary of one of the greatest terrors of your life ( Read more... )

Since I'm way too drunk to even begin to understand rationality I'm going to engange in immature MYSPACE WARS ( Read more... )