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[___daftcunts]

IS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING FUCKING WIMBELDON?!
DOES ANYONE ELSE LOVE TENNIS?
I want to marry a women's tennis player.
I love those tiny white outfits.

Nihillism and Hedonism go hand in hand for me.
I gave up the world.
and I've never had more fun.

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[go_splastic]

As a matter of fact, I was once a professional tennis player.
Had a wonderful coach. Hell of a temper, iron liver, and not a hair over four feet.
Short shit, but I love that cat to death.

[___daftcunts]

I've heard about that fucker. Prone to breaking the faces of six year old prodigies with tennis racquets, or so I've been told. Is it true he once ran out on to the court vommiting blood?