Now, if that isn't the most depressing thing ever.

If you didn't know, Nathaniel Hawthorne is my great, great, great uncle. (Give or take a great) I've been reading a lot of his stuff and although it seems as though he was trying too hard but never admitted to wanting to be known as a Romance author.. I still have always liked his work.
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Just kidding, I know no one reads this... but hey, update anyway!

I've been doing what most normal teenage girls do: Failing highschool, beating up whores with their best friend, having highest grade in their prodominantly-male technology class, sneaking around to see their secret boyfriend, not reading books by Terry Pratchett.

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Don't mind my jondas(sp?), retarded look here. LOOK I'M YELLOW AND STUPID. Anyways, I was digging in our silverware thing looking for something to break free my microwavable mini-cheese pizza from that dumb plastic wrap (it was disgusting, thank you) and I found this knife. Why is it curved like this? What is it used for? Was it a mistake? Should ( Read more... )

I trust my source that I got this from, but until I find out where this is I'm going to file this under "Possibly/Probably".

"Watergate was my try."

( Hunter S. Thompson was Deepthroat. )

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I got my braces on (full, finally) and they're hurting more than they're supposed to. Atleast I know they're working. They're making all of my teeth loose to where it hurts to chew. I'm hungry. Water does not make me not hungry. Advil is not strong enough to make me want to chew. I hate braces.

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It's upsetting when people worry about you, and you know that something is wrong but even when they ask you what is going bad in your life, you can't answer.

In other news, some of you may remember the story of my family brawl, and round 2 may be tomorrow. Today I have felt horrible, woke up at 4 in the afternoon and my migraine had all but ( Read more... )

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I woke up and almost went to school. I thought to myself, "This feels wrong." I HAD AN ORTHODONTIST APPOINTMENT YAY! Orthodontist appointments make me feel like shooting myself up the nostril. I remembered evil Dr. H wanted me to bring a parental unit so he could show off what he did to my gums. WOW SIR IT LOOKS AS IF MY GUMS ARE ROTTING, BUT NO! ( Read more... )

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