Reasons for getting a new livejournal account:

1. It's kind of annoying to be that girl on your Friends list with the million underscores.
2. I'm not Lebanese and I've never been to Lebanon.
3. [This was the deciding factor] I couldn't get out of Rich Text Mode on this account. And it's really frustrating.


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There is some comfort in knowing that I'll be graduating this time next year. Until then, I've just gotta keep not taking myself seriously. Each day this week, I've walked into class with either a painted mustache or a tiara. On Monday I yelled at a rude girl who kept screaming at some poor old man in the cafeteria who was just trying to do his job ( Read more... )

I'm feeling revolutionary tonight.

I'm going to apply for a job at Jamba Juice. I kind of like the idea of smelling like eau de perpetual citrus. And I've been writing a lot of songs lately, but haven't yet bordered on prolific. This just means that I've written new songs about places and people and time periods I've had nothing to do with. I didn't necessarily wish my mother a ( Read more... )

( Dear Nina Hartmann )

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Johnathan Edwards said the road to hell is "paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies." The truth is that the road to hell is paved with the skulls of FROGS SPAWNED FROM THE DEEPEST BOWELS OF HELL AND BEARING AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE TO LIBERACE ON A HOT LOS ANGELES DAY. Seriously.

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You know, sometimes liberalism can have its downsides. My art history class is the perfect example. Sam had said to me fairly recently that the liberal nature of the class will surely lead to stupid, unfounded, or utterly nonsensical remarks. And I hate the fact that he's right about that. We're finishing the Baroque and Rococo periods tomorrow ( Read more... )

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

THUNDERWEAR.

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