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[___lollarcaust]

i am such a sucker for this lame shit

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[porce_lain]

i'm so glad i knew that was jack handey.

[___lollarcaust]

you get a high five.
i feel like less of a doofus now haha.

[kooncy]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late

[___lollarcaust]

hahaha totally.
MORE MORE!!

BORED AT WORK HERE!

[kooncy]

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something

[kooncy]

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up

[mazzy_stain]

Jack Handey...Zach liked him, so I know a lot of those quotes.

[___lollarcaust]

it's funny stuff.

are you going with me friday still?

[mazzy_stain]

absolutely.

[drugstorecreep]

you guys need less free time.

honestly. what the fuck.

that is enough snl.....

[___lollarcaust]

honestly blake, you need less breathe time.

hey, are you coming to longview this weekend?

[kooncy]

Honestly, Blake - you read all of it. Admit.

[___lollarcaust]

haha, he totally did.

[mazzy_stain]

I feel the need to say I am terribley sorry. I want to hang out really bad, but I cannot. I'm sorry, once more. Maybe tonight. I just hate crowds. They give me this intense scared feeling. I hate it. Dammit. sorry..