i'm learning how to love life for what it gives me, instead of trying to make it something it's not ( Read more... )

So ladies, OH ladies, I don't get it, I just don't understand, how hard is it really to use a toilet ( Read more... )

i understand that scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating ( Read more... )

so i was chewing on a piece of gum, then chewing on a straw, then casually eating a pack of gummy bears that were open in front of me while waiting for a customer to come in, during a very slow Tuesday evening, when then this girl (an acquaintance) turns to me and says, "i think you have an oral fixation and that is why you are so sarcastic" so i ( Read more... )

i had a trying day at work yesterday ( Read more... )

Yesterday at work, I was flipping through the newspaper, and to my delight, I saw the most gruesome picture I could imagine...


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