wtf?

oh & my wife's vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.

yeah, so..
i'm never having sex again.
any kind, for that matter.
i'm never swapping spit again.
and i'm never coming in contact with a penis again.

this is depressing.

i hate kean university for making me go to a safe sex workshop.

i want to get eye-fucked again.

i just realized..

i got eye-fucked by gerard.

i'm an eye-fucking groupie.

YES!

ps i go on thursday to check out my tattoo =)

remind me to never go back and read old entries.

fuck.

love you princess pooch.
miss you, madison.

i really got bit in the ass this time.

fuck.