make another post like this again and i will strike you.
you are going to be completely fine. more than fine. you'll be incredible. shit is going to get ecstatic in this bitch. you're an intelligent, impassioned, engaging and reasoned girl. not to mention you're adorable.
get back on the goat. it will probably buck you off again as soon as you mount it, but that's a part of the ride. i have nothing but immense optimism for you and for your future.
you're probably wondering why i used "goat" instead of "horse" in that shitty metaphor. it's because the horse metaphor is really shitty and needed some spicing up. plus the idea of you riding a goat is really fucking funny.
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you are going to be completely fine. more than fine. you'll be incredible. shit is going to get ecstatic in this bitch. you're an intelligent, impassioned, engaging and reasoned girl. not to mention you're adorable.
get back on the goat. it will probably buck you off again as soon as you mount it, but that's a part of the ride. i have nothing but immense optimism for you and for your future.
you're probably wondering why i used "goat" instead of "horse" in that shitty metaphor. it's because the horse metaphor is really shitty and needed some spicing up. plus the idea of you riding a goat is really fucking funny.
cheer up!
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You have a nice life ahead of you. I can feel it.
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