I'm tired and I have no interest in this anymore...So I'm saying goodbye.
But I'll leave the remainder of readers just one last picture:


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Hey cellphone owners: Get off your fucking cellphones!

Because your driving gets shittier, you hold up lines at the cashier station, and you invite everyone into your lack-luster lives.

I don't know about you guys, but I can live without mine for good couple of days.

GOODBYE!

Thank you popular mechanics for teaching me how to navigate a mine field, cross a pirahna-infested river, escape a car that's hanging over a cliff, and survive a plummeting elevator.

Even though I'll never travel through Afghansitan, and get caught in a sandstorm with my buddies, it's as simple as petroleum jelly in your nostrils and a cloth over ( Read more... )

I Fell.

Went biking with Rob on New Years Day which was the most peaceful and terrific bike ride I've ever been on except for when I hit the ground and ate shit. (Pictures, I promise)

Like an asshole, Rob got his tire flat so we already started off on the wrong foot (Just kidding, Rob, I already know you are adorned with bad fucking luck, sorry), ( Read more... )