There was an election?

Sorry. I'm too busy watching Nanny 911 on FOX.

I now have the internet at my apartment, even if it is dial-up ( Read more... )

It turns out Maggie having her period too. I am proud ashamed to announce that I must have male-PMS because all three of us are on the same "cycle". Also, I'm in the process of finding a theme song for our apartment, because like Three's Company we need a good theme song--I'm leaning towards something heavy in tap-dancing and clapping ( Read more... )

So "Operation: School Project" backfired on me. I went into CVS and easily found the condoms, unfortunately, I wrongfully assumed the lubricants would be nearby. They were in the female hygiene products at the opposite end of the store. But to get to this point, it would be quite the journey ( Read more... )

My life is nothing but a rotating cycle of drinking and watching reality television ( Read more... )

Last night ended my recent, out of nowhere drinking binge. It begins again tonight, for the weekend at least. I decided that due to my fucked up sleep schedule, I would stay up all night to go to my 10 AM class, go home to nap, and wake up and get ready for people to head over to my place for dinner, booze, and Buffy ( Read more... )

Dear New York,

Suck it.

Love,
Still Drunk Shamus

Friday I am assembling a large group of people to go to Coolidge Corner for this ( Read more... )

I managed to get drunk Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night ( Read more... )

So yesterday was a full day. I went out to eat with Laura and Vida at Pour House, then I went home after Vida bought me a large bottle of whiskey that I thought would last me a while. Then as I was preparing for bed, my friend Kevin calls me and he's on his way over with 2 of his friends. The bottle is empty. They were nice company ( Read more... )